Dear Self,
Kristy doesn't like it when you tighten jars, 2 litre bottles or Caleb's drink cup too tight. Ultimately she will try to open it and get frustrated only to call you in from the living room to untighten it. Then as you flex your manly muscles you will inevitably say to her "Honey, it wasn't even tight." only to see her shake her head in disgust. You will then make some joke about how powerful you are and that you look like incredible hulk under your shirt which she will know is a lie. Then you will joke with her at the sink and ask her what she'd do without you...
On second thought.... Self... Keep tightening the bottles. Nothing on TV is better than those moments with her.
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